All the Cool Kids are Doing it

I was innocently looking for weird knitting things (as I do) and stumbled across the scanned pages of a 1979 book called "Wild Knitting". The title says it all... big, poof-y and scary is another way of stating the obvious. But this totally caught me off guard:
Yes Ma'am. Its a knitted cigarette.
Best part of it all?
I found a second one!!!



I totally love the attention to detail they have with the mohair smoke coming out... the 70's model should have taken notes.





My thanks to ladylinoleum at Monster Crochet for posting all the Wild Knits in the first place, without which I wouldn't be giggling so hard.

Anyone looking for a pattern should look no further. (It'll just cost you $65 plus S&H)